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Ka oho tōmuri anō i te ata nei, he tōmuri rawa mo te parakuihi o te hōtera. Engari he pai noa iho i te mea kua tino rata ki te wharekai o te koeko keke! Ka mutu te whakauru i ngā kōrero katoa ki te rātaka ipurangi, ka wehe atu ki San Telmo. He rongonui taua barrio nei mo te mākete taonga tawhito.

Ka haere ma raro ki te marae i mua i La Casa Rosada, ā, ka huri atu ki te tiriti La Defensa. Engari te ohorere! Mo te roanga o te tiriti, tae noa ki te mutunga o te tirohanga atu, kua huri hei mākete! Me te pai o ngā taputapu – he mea kiri kau, he kapu maté, he pēita, he aha, he aha! I reira hoki ngā kaiwhakaari (he pērā me te tangata mau hūtu).

Ka nui hoki ngā wharekai, na, ka peka atu māua ki tētahi ko La Raya te ingoa. I roto rā, he rite ki te tiriti, nō reira he papa kōhatu, ā, he mata toa i ngā pakitara. Ka puta ka uru atu ki roto i ngā toa. Ko tētahi i tino rata ai ko te toa waihanga. Te pai o aua mahi waihanga, ahakoa tīhāte, ahakoa tāre, ahakoa pouaka! He nui te utu o ngā taonga, engari he huarangi hoki.

Ka tae ake ki te plaza e hokona ai ngā taonga tawhito ka kite i tētahi tokorua e kanikani ana i te tango i waenganui i te tiriti. Ka tū ki te tangotango whakaahua i te pai o tā rāua kanikani.

Ka huri atu ki te rapu i te pāka taiao engari kāore i tae atu ahakoa te roa o te hīkoikoi. I te mutunga atu i hoki atu ki te hōtera o ōku whaea. I roto kē rāua i tō māua wharekai parakuihi. Kua māuiui tōku māmā, ā, ka hoatu i tana tīkiti mo te tanguería (he wāhi e whakaatu ai i te tango) ki a Aroha, me tana tohe ki te hoko ($150 Aotearoa!) i tētahi anō māku.

Kāore i te tino hiahia kia haere ki te whakaaturanga, te hē hoki o aku whakaaro. He rawe rawa atu te whakaaturanga. He pai rawa te kai i mua. Otirā ko ngā kaikanikani me ngā hunga pūoro me ngā kaiwaiata ngā whetū o te pō! Ka whakaaturia ngā momo tango – kanikani, pūoro, waiata – me te pūoro o ngā Andes (El Cóndor Pasa etc.), ā, ka tere te toto i aua waiata, ahakoa. Ko te mea tino pai rawa ko te kaikanikani gaucho (kaupoai argentino). Ko tētahi o ngā taputapu hei hopu i ngā hipi me ngā kau ko ngā mea e rite ana ki te poi, engari he mārō rawa (i te mea he kōhatu ngā poi ake!). Ka mīharo atu māua ko Aroha ki tōna kaha ki te karawhiu i aua boleadoras. Kei pōhēhē tātou i tō tātou rerenga kētanga!

Engari a Buenos Aires... he tokomaha atu ngā tāngata o La Ciudad de México, engari he tino tāone a Buenos Aires, na te nui pea o tōna pūtahitanga. Me ngā bonaerenses (ngā tāngata o Buenos Aires), he iwi motuhake.